So, we've disconnected our cable. As Owen saw Michael unhooking all of the wires, Owen put two and two together and begin to bawl "Dad, but Dad, you won't have a grandson with a dog collar! Believe MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, not that commercial! You won't have a grandson with a dog collar. Don't take away the cable!" (to have his problems, right?)
Today, when June scratched him, he expressed concern that he would "wake up in a roadside ditch" if I put a bandaid on him. (If you ignore commercials, click the links)
Um, exhibit A that we might have been watching too much TV?
Dropped off the cable boxes today; not regretting it one bit.
PS: Geometry teachers, these would be great when doing logic, conditionals, and properties at the start of the semester.